It's probably just the ambiance in the booth. Christmas is in the air--and in our playlist. After lunch I sit and contribute to the further expansion of my waistline by doing nothing. Yeah, if you happen to tune in to the University Radio station at 1:00pm-2:00--yes, that's me,the Yuletide music-playing jock. It's not that heavy of a job, you just sit, watch the green dots on the output and press some buttons. :-)
After almost 2 straight weeks of playing Christmas music in an almost sinful manner, I begin to doubt the spirit of Christmas. Despising the fact that I am "husband-less" this season, there's more I can rant about...
1. The holidays make me horizontally-challenged by the middle body. You know what I mean..we all hate that! All the food, and the calories which is supposed to be directly related to your waistline. Puh-leeezz!!!!
2. This is high-time to bring out those lip-glosses and lip balm--or anything that can help your lips not be mistaken with scratch-and-match card.
3. Still on beauty concerns, this is also the time where you SHOULD use conditioner on your hair.You don't want to generate electricity everytime you brush don't you?
4. Conducive to being tardy. Don't you love staying in bed during the mornings...drinking coffee...chill is in the air..the water is cold...you're too lazy to use the heater...and then *pooF*! Stop day-dreaming bitch! It's not yet the weekend and you gotta get your ass to work NOW!
5. For some, this is also the DENIAL STAGE--of inaanaks! :)
6. With my kind of job, by the time the Holidays kick in--i'm already puked out and dead sick of Christmas music.
These, plus the fact that my birthday falls on a post-Xmas mania. Meaning, people are already drained of their finances so my birthday gifts always come with the logical operator "AND".
Christine, Merry Christmas AND Happy Birthday.
Tsk..tsk...tsk...
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