That thing they call Chikka texting

I have a mugger-hater mood. And it's always constant that I whine about things. If you did something and you care for my opinion, be prepared (and I mean that! Be very prepared!) for I am a very straight-forward person. I’ll give you a piece pof my mind what-0in-the-what-the sands refinery. If I didn't say anything, that's a good sign.

I rarely put my thoughts of appreciation into words. Except for this one. It's probably nothing, and I wish I care, but I don't. Anyway, I have suddenly realized the advantages of being a hypertensive web maniac. Almost everybody in the office is connected one way or the other. I am one of them now. But there one thing I rave about--CHikka!

This applet made my life a whole lot easier to bear these days. The advantages this thing bring me is just so overwhelming! And they are...

*A license to lose my mobile phone sans the guilt! I always lose my cellular phone. Yes, I admit my appearance is almost always conducive to pick-pocketing. Sometimes, I even think that there's a post-it sticking in my head in reflector-green (eeeww) kind of shade that says "i have a cellphone, come and get it you morons!You can walk all the way to the other city and I wouldn't even realize that I've lost my phone! AGAIN!!!!" And I dunno why. Anyway, Chikka is my new and revolutionary comfort thing whenever I lose my mobile. At least, nobody can steal my Chikka account!!Ha! I can simply text everybody I know and tell them I've been oblivious again and that I am changing my number! :) Easy or what? :)

*Thank you, Chikka! YOU somehow saved my life"--thumb. I am too lazy to text! Imagine, all we're using is the thumb (well, except for those alta-sociodad kinda things the rich kids have). Imagine the harrassment of the poor thumb because of texting! Can we all check our thumbprints? In Chikka, we use all our fingers, which is finger-exercise. Chikka can teach us a thing or two about proper typing technique (not unless you’re typing a criminal report! Got it?)

* It gives us a feeling of “being busy” (or a more politically-correct term, PTBB—pretending to be busy). When you’re using your mobile, the boss can easily detect that you’re slacking off in your job again. To give the boss an illusion that you’re a work-minded person, you then face the PC and pretend to do something. You click and rummage through the pile of papers in your desk. It can also help if you murmur something, inaudible to everyone except you, and try to ruin your hair-do. It works! What others don’t now is that you’re just Chikk-texting everyone informing them of your social life being eaten up by your workload (which is a TON by now because you’re procrastinating, moron!!!) This is fool-proof!

I decided not to give this article an ending. Anyhow, the above-mentioned are just tips, more like guidelines. And, puhhlleezzz, do not get overwhelmed. I love my job—don’t be easily fooled by what I say…I have the tendency to think of these sort of things! J